05.29.09

Soap Opera Weekly: Blogging With Mala

Posted in tv talk tagged , , , , at 4:39 pm by Mala

So GH’s Ethan was conceived roughly around the time Robert was involved in the Mr. Big story with Burt Ramsey … AND around the time Lulu was born? Hey, GH writers, that’s the mid-80s versus 1994. I know Lulu was rapidly aged, but you can’t mess with established points in show history without fans noticing. (Of course the whole Ethan/Luke paternity storyline is one giant rewrite, so what’s one more glaring crime against classic GH, right?) 

And while I’m grousing, why is poor Carly being barred from seeing Michael while all and sundry (by which I mean “Claudia”) are allowed to parade through his hospital room and fill his already muddled noggin with nonsense? 

Speaking of waltzing in and out of hospital rooms, given how fragile Y&R’s Ashley is and how there has clearly been someone tormenting her, WHY would she be left unattended long enough for Adam to traipse in and out and leave her that creepy scrapbook? And you’re telling me no one noticed him wandering the hospital halls with that oh-so-subtle “I solemnly swear I’m up to no good” hat on? Please. 

But let me table the griping for some kudos now! GL definitely deserves some for finally dusting off the Boudreau family in recent weeks. I was especially pleased by yesterday, when they all came out for Remy yesterday and interacted with each other and other cast members. Three black women (Christina, Felicia, and Mel) had a scene all to themselves and we even got to see Rick and Mel’s daughter, Leah! Gasp. It took me back to the days of Hamp and Gilly and David all being integral parts of the canvas.


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05.28.09

Soap Opera Weekly: Blogging With Mala

Posted in tv talk tagged , at 11:37 am by Mala

We’ve been getting a lot of e-mail answers to our 20 Most Fascinating Couples poll, which is really cool! I love it when people are motivated to tell us what they like and don’t like. (Hi, GH’s Liason fans: you can stop now. LOL!) But one thing I’ve noticed is some criticism that we didn’t include Bo and Hope from DAYS OF OUR LIVES or GENERAL HOSPITAL’s Luke and Laura on the list, as well as couples like AW’s Mac and Rachel. To this concern, I would like to remind readers that our parameters were couples created between 1989 and 2009: the years Weekly has been “alive.” 

If we were doing our most fascinating soap couples ever, of course the likes of Bo/Hope and Luke/Laura would make it! Are ya kiddin’ me? Leaving them out of that kind of comprehensive list would be a massive oversight. 

There were some couples that fit our criteria who were thisclose to making the list. I gotta tell you, narrowing down to 20 and trying to cover as many soaps as possible ishard. Amongst the “almosts” were ATWT’s Simon and Katie, OLTL’s Bo and Nora, GH’s Robin and Patrick, and AMC’s Zach and Kendall. Believe me, we could’ve spent twenty pages on our favorite couples throughout our 20-year history. We had to rein ourselves in! 

And now a totally unrelated note about yesterday’s GL: Buzz and Daisy’s use of the word “glockenspiel!” Joe, Michael and I have been looking for a chance to work it into the magazine because it’s just such a great word (and everyone needs a purpose in life). In fact, I fondly recall one morning where we were brainstorming how to get an actor to say it (sort of like Mary McDonnell’s “passport” scene with Stephen Tobolowsky in Sneakers) and I laughed so hard I fell out of my chair. So, suffice it to say, Buzz and Daisy made our day!

 

originally posted on soapoperaweekly.com

05.26.09

Soap Opera Weekly: Blogging With Mala

Posted in tv talk tagged , , at 3:47 pm by Mala

Okay, people: the habit of whipping out white candles every time someone has The Sex on soaps has officially gotten utterly ridiculous. SPOILER ALERT for today’s ATWT, so don’t scroll any further if you don’t want to know. Pardon me while I wax poetic before my ire about this tapers off… 

Casey and Alison, who swore off sex while Alison gets over her Daddy issues and her I-used-to-be-in-porn issues (neither of which prevented her from getting involved with Aaron and Chris, but I digress…), hit the sheets today. Pretty much right on the heels of her making peace with Larry. And that’s a whole level of Freudian ick I don’t even want to get INTO. But basically it was a sudden thing, okay? One minute Casey’s offering her peanut butter and jelly and the next Ali’s offering him a little somethin’ somethin’ since Tom and Margo are out of town. Cut to Casey’s bedroom, where the montage music starts and the clothes come off…and there are CANDLES EVERYWHERE.

Do 21 year old boys keep those around just in case somebody wants to have sex? Did Casey run down to Margo’s room to steal her soaking-in-the-bubble-bath-after-a-long-day-at-the-OPD candles? Or did he say, “Hey, Alison, wait…I have to go to the drugstore to get something,” and run off — only to come back with an armful of ambiance instead of a box full of Trojans?

I know soap love scenes have an element of cliché and, believe me, I love the wailing saxophone and the mood lighting as much as the next diehard soap fan…but at least give me a little plausibility here, people!

originally posted on soapoperaweekly.com

05.20.09

Soap Opera Weekly: Blogging With Mala

Posted in tv talk tagged , at 3:34 pm by Mala

I don’t know what’s worse, being unable to get Journey’s “Don’t Stop Believin’” out of my head (thank you, FOX’s GLEE!) or racking my brain trying to figure out who Eileen Davidson’s characters in Dial Emmy For Murder might be based on. Now, the talented Y&R star says she hasn’t modeled them after anyone she knows, so that could be my problem. But still! What’s the fun in believing that? Much of my enjoyment of both her debut novel and its spankin’ new sequel comes from the hilarious soap opera in-jokes and that sense that you know this world that her savvy and often in-over-her-head heroine, Alexis is navigating. Davidson also has great comic timing and there are a lot of lines that made me giggle-snort whilst on the subway. 

In Dial Emmy For Murder diva (but DON’T call her that!) Alexis is dropped right back in the middle of murder and intrigue when a corpse literally drops in on her during a live telecast of the Daytime Emmys. Before you know it, the actress is putting her detective hat on, trying to figure out who offed her THE BARE AND THE BRAZEN co-star, Jackson Masters. Plus, there’s romance, too: because the case puts her back in the orbit of handsome and determined detective Frank Jakes. 

Dial Emmy For Murder hits bookstore shelves on June 2 and if, like me, you’re a sucker for the behind-the-scenes scoop, it’s a fun, breezy read!

originally posted on soapoperaweekly.com

05.18.09

Soap Opera Weekly: Blogging With Mala

Posted in tv talk tagged , at 3:31 pm by Mala

I am having random soap thoughts and don’t know where to put them. Thank goodness I have a blog for this sort of thing! 

•We had a Mr. Pants and now a Mr. Quick. What’s with the random nouns and adjectives as surnames, ATWT? Hath the naming well truly gone dry? What’s next? Mr. Adverb? Mr. Dangling Participle? 

•GH’s Ethan and Lulu fans: Thanks for writing in and all, but for all intents and purposes they are SIBLINGS. I was okay with half-cousins Jon and Tammy on GL, but this is a bit too much for me. This is a soap, not a Greek tragedy. Kthanxbye. 

•Y&R’s Cane and Phillip: WTH? No, seriously, what the hell? THAT, my friends, is an old-fashioned cliffhanger Friday like we haven’t seen in a long time. Or, at least, it would’ve been had the episode not aired on Thursday in Canada and then gotten spoiled on the Internet.

•On a tangential note, are we supposed to believe Cane — adorably doofy, earnest Cane — has been running a long con this whole time? If he’s THAT savvy and capable of deception, how the heck did Amber and Chloe both pull one over on him?

•I did not see the GREY’S ANATOMY season finale cliffhanger coming. I mean, the Izzie part, yes…but not the other part. 

•The Fox fall season announcement is today and word has it that TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES isn’t being picked up. If so, Fox, we are DONE professionally. 

•Is there anything cuter than Eliza dangling off Paul’s arm on ATWT? Sure, it may look a bit precarious, but I have no doubt that Roger Howarth had a good grip on the baby and that she absolutely loves “hanging around” with him.

originally posted on soapoperaweekly.com

05.15.09

Soap Opera Weekly: Blogging With Mala

Posted in tv talk tagged , at 9:45 am by Mala

I’m saving up my Emmy nomination thoughts for our June 9 issue, but I will share some of the fun of going to the post-announcement reception last night. (I briefly debating Twittering from it, but knew it was an exercise in futility. I just cannot text message fast enough!) I began the evening by wandering around trying to find the massive Hearst building’s entrance … and running into Younger Actress nominee Meredith Hagner (Liberty, ATWT) trying to do the exact same thing! Luckily, we figured out where we were going … and as we walked in, two fans clustered by the door looked at Meredith and went, “Chrishell?!” Yes, they thought she was Chrishell Stause (Amanda) from AMC. Context: Apparently Chrishell tweeted on Twitter (that I’m even typing that is LOL-tastic) that she was heading to an Emmy nominee reception, so people expected to see her there! Suffice it to say, now that Meredith has an Emmy nomination under her belt, cases of mistaken identity will be far and few between! 

Meredith headed to the event’s red carpet to do what nominees do while my colleague Gabby and I headed up to the 44th floor for the reception. I immediately spotted GL’s Grant Aleksander (Phillip), as well as AMC’s Jacob Young (JR), nominated this year for Supporting Actor, and then a table full of my “usual suspects” from ATWT. After catching up with Davida Williams (Jade), Billy Magnussen (Casey), Alex Cole (Hunter), and Benton Greene (Derek) and his stunning girlfriend, I couldn’t help but think, “You know, I see Derek and Jade together more at events than I do onscreen.” I also talked to the fabulous Colleen Zenk Pinter (Barbara), who dished her new grandson (he looks like papa Carson Daly!) and hubby Mark’s ongoing gig at GH. After some mingling and mixing, it was time for speeches and the formal nomination announcement. Robert Newman and Kim Zimmer (Josh and Reva, GL) read off the first batch of nominations, with their trademark banter. And can I just tell you that Bindi Irwin is the cutest thing ever? She and Ben Bailey, the host of Cash Cab read the soap nominations and I’d venture to say the pint-sized Aussie star did a better job with the names than her adult counterpart! While that was going on, I traded a quick “hi!” with nominee Bree Williamson (Jessica, OLTL), whom I haven’t seen since Super Soap. 
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05.13.09

Soap Opera Weekly: Blogging With Mala

Posted in tv talk tagged , , at 2:22 pm by Mala

You know, when B&B’s Jackie and Owen started their affair, I was totally on board. I thought it was fun, sexy, and a great way to revitalize Jackie while also highlighting how freaking awesome Lesley-Anne Down is. What a difference a month makes. Because now…? I am so creeped out. What began as an older woman/younger man tale that makes Honey Bear and Donna look tame has turned into a truly uncomfortable story of sexual coercion and harassment in the work place. I’m sure it could be seen as a feminist subversion of the trope where an older man dominates a younger woman and gets what he wants…but I think that’s me trying to use my English degree to explain what’s just incredibly disturbing no matter which gender is in the power seat. The last few episodes alone have hit my squicks in a huge way.

Take yesterday’s…

Jackie: You don’t have to think, you know. You don’t have to think about Bridget. You don’t have to think about anything. Just enjoy it.

Owen: Look, Jackie, you are my fantasy. Oh my god, we are good together. But I am interested in a woman who I can have a future with, and somebody that I can have children with. All right? And Bridget, she needs a man of her word, and I want to be that for her. 

Jackie: Then that is what you should be. You should be a man of your word on the unemployment line. You continue to see Bridget. You can sleep with her, if she’ll let you. But you try to put an end to us, and that could be the end of your career.

Owen: No, you wouldn’t do that to me. 

Jackie: Of course I would.

And then there was today’s episode, where Jackie called Owen away from a date with Bridget, to the Jackie M steam room, to perform on command. I cringed.

Watching Owen repeatedly tell Jackie that he wants to be with Bridget and then be told that his job is on the line if he doesn’t answer Jackie’s call is not fun. When Jackie demands he strip and then helps herself to his shirt buttons? It’s icky. Just imagine a male character saying those kinds of things to a female one or undressing her when she’s clearly in a state of unease. Would that be sexy? Would that be hot? No, it would be grounds for a lawsuit!

originally posted on soapoperaweekly.com

05.09.09

Philosophical question for the day…

Posted in yay food tagged at 11:50 am by Mala

How many Yum Yum Thai restaurants does a one block radius really need?

‘Cause, really, 46th Street…? Three is a bit excessive.

(Note that I have yet to patronize any of them. I mean, how would you CHOOSE?)

05.07.09

Soap Opera Weekly: Blogging With Mala

Posted in tv talk tagged , , at 1:19 pm by Mala

You’d think that seeing a rapist-turned-hero like GH’s Luke fall as far as he’s fallen in recent years would somehow warm the cockles of my heart. That I would take joy in what a degenerate loser and deadbeat he’s become. But, honestly…? All it does is make me sad. Because I may never have particularly liked Luke or liked that the most famous soap love story of all time sprang from a rape, but I do know what a phenomenon Luke and Laura were, what an impact they had on viewers, and how amazing their 1993 return — and the introduction of their children — was for longtime fans. That’s not something I’m sure the show itself remembers. Because there is nothing worthwhile about Luke Spencer anymore. He’s a drunken, womanizing, lout who is ashamed of his own son for being a cop and a devoted father. It’s as if the years he spent saving the world from freezing, being the mayor, and then raising a family with Laura…that was all an aberration and he’s really just a Florida pimp at heart, who is glad to finally proclaim that fact to the planet at large.

Then again, on a show where the mobsters are the heroes, maybe that’s supposed to be a good thing?

A few years ago, Marvel Comics erased the banner love story of Spiderman and Mary Jane Watson. There was a huge outcry and, trust me, many fans are still not happy with Marvel head honcho Joe Quesada. But in Spidey and the writers’ defense…? He traded his marriage for what he felt was the greater good. What the heck is Luke’s excuse for turning his back on Laura? A little dyspepsia after too much cheap booze?

I would love to point the finger solely at the Ethan Lovett story, but Luke’s decline has been going on gradually for years. The hookers, the conning Tracy, the way he treats Lucky and Lulu, etc. What the push to make Ethan his son did do is finally grind the last vestiges of Luke and Laura’s celebrated romance into powder. GH stepped on it like the glass at a Jewish wedding and then kept on going. And how did it seem like a good idea? I really want to know. Who sits around thinking, “You know what? We’re going to bring on this new actor that we love and to make the audience love him, we’ll have Luke instantly respect his character more than he respects Lucky. And then, we’ll have Luke admit he cheated on Laura constantly and, therefore, could be the kid’s father. The fans will…LOVETT!”

Much like when Nikolas was introduced in 1996 and revealed to be a son Laura conceived when Stavros kidnapped her, there were easy outs in Luke’s actual historythat would’ve respected his relationship with Laura. The show could’ve hand-waved Holly miscarrying his baby when he was presumed dead. The show could’ve had Ethan potentially be Bill and Holly’s. But no. They deliberately pointed out Ethan is roughly Lulu’s age and had Luke cop to stepping out on his wife. To channel Nancy Kerrigan, as I often do, “Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?”

How can a show that is so consistent and deft in handling the throughline of Jason and Carly’s friendship be so clumsy with Luke and Laura, the most iconic couple in daytime? I don’t get it.

And, believe me, I’d like to say nice things about GH. I think the cast is so talented, and I have great respect for everyone involved in putting the show on the air. But I don’t praise the show very much, and I sometimes feel guilty about the constant barrage of criticism and the passive-aggressive swipes. Until I realize that there’s one simple solution: Hey, GH, stop giving me the opening.

originally posted on soapoperaweekly.com

05.04.09

Soap Opera Weekly: Blogging With Mala

Posted in tv talk tagged , , at 12:16 pm by Mala

I must make a correction to my May 1 (rather rant-y) post about the lack of racial diversity in daytime. Reader MarkDutchViewer told me that ATWT’s Bonnie and Derek did in fact kiss shortly after the debacle where Robbie held Jade hostage at Metro, on January 14. Thank goodness for fans and YouTube clips, because I found it… 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5D7rDyG1Kw

It’s at roughly 4:15 in the clip. And it’s no wonder I didn’t see it! It’s over before the 4:17 mark! I’ve seen people kiss casual friends “hello” in a more passionate manner than that! 

Bonnie McKechnie is a legacy character on this show. Her parents, Duncan and Jessica, were an incredibly popular and celebrated pairing. And lest we discount Bonnie’s portrayer, Chauntee Schuler, she’s magnetic, beautiful, and perfectly capable of handling more material than she’s given. Benton Greene is so charismatic that he made a two-bit thug like Derek rootable and believable as Jade’s father. Surely they deserve more than a chaste peck you’d give your elderly aunt…?

originally posted on soapoperaweekly.com

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